July 12, 2003
spam?
The perfect start to the perfect day does *NOT* start with FedEx dumping a ton of SPAM in your living room. Literally. i'm not talking about mail circulars or offers for low interest rate credit cards, either. I mean 6 gross of canned SPAM. From the Hormel company.
Unfortunately, there was no return shipping information. Well, there was, but it turned out to be bogus. The address was a phoney, and the tlephone number was to a homeless shelter in WInnepeg. I need to find out who sent me this lovely fucking gift so that I can return the fucking favor in style.
I hate SPAM.
Posted by genghis at July 12, 2003 05:11 AMComments
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